Why did Justin Bieber spend big green on a new Range Rover SUV?

When the going gets tough, the tough get going… right? Apparently, the Biebs is planning to get his go on. He recently purchased a serious gas guzzler of the trendiest celebrity car order. Justin Bieber is now the proud owner of a Top Gear favorite SUV — a Range Rover.

What kind of car does Justin Bieber driveYou’d never know that Justin Bieber was embroiled in epic drama from what you hear out of his camp. The pop star is all shy smiles and shrugs as he explains simply that he’s not the father of anyone’s baby, that he never has met his accuser Mariah Yeater, that he just has to ignore the accusations and move on. The maturity of the star celeb, just 17 years old, is astounding. He exudes calm.

We think he’s been huffing exhaust fumes from the tailpipe of his new gas guzzler.

Probably the more exciting news in the life of the Biebs (at least to him) than claims he is a baby daddy is the true rumor he bought a new luxury automobile.

The Vancouver Sun reports that Bieber bought a new Range Rover at a cost of a whopping $160,000 — that is some big green. What’s more is the fact that the price tag is double that of the cost of the automobile itself. The sound system is reported to have cost at least $100,000. Even if the Biebs is barely old enough to drive, he clearly has some strong opinions about quality music.

It’s said that Justin Bieber got the Range Rover, or the sound system, or both, to impress girlfriend Selena Gomez, 18. Is he buying her affections? Then again, Selena has said before that she likes to keep things simple, so perhaps he’s simply bought a comfy vehicle that will give the two more backseat cuddle time.

After all, if any two teenage love-birds could use a little time off to simply park someplace alone or to go for a drive, its them. While the Biebs has been quoted (real or not) time and again claiming Selena Gomez has been taking rumor mills reports in stride these past few weeks, the recent legal accusations against him and the past hate speech directed toward her by jealous Bieber fans is a lot for any Disney Princess to bear.

Perhaps the Range Rover is just a winding down gift for himself amid all the baby mama drama and after working on and releasing “Under the Mistletoe”, his new holiday Christmas album he’s done to help raise money for charity.

And he probably deserves it. After all, his most recent music project is once again a vehicle for the green celebrity to donate to charity. A portion of the proceeds for “Under the Mistletoe” will go to help food bank charities. And those portions should be pretty large indeed, as the acclaimed Christmas album reached the top of the charts in the United States almost immediately after release.

As for the rest of the rumor mills muck and mire, green teen celeb Justin Bieber has agreed to take a paternity test if necessary when he returns to the U.S. later this week, to put to rest the claims of Mariah Yeater, 20, who insists that Bieber fathered her 4-month-old son at an October 2010 concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

So, while we can’t give him any kudos for his choice of automobiles, we can say for sure that if he is lying and turns out to be the father, there will be ample room in his new car for a car seat and an celebrity baby passenger.