Which Jersey Shore girl is leaving reality TV for a career in professional wrestling?
Jersey Shore News!
[Jan. 9 — News + Editorial]
No, it’s not an oil slick due to hair gel or spray tan residue from the Guidos and Guidettes. The hair spray cloud has not clogged all New Jersey ventilation systems. We’re not even dealing with the fact that Snooki and JWOWW have made a seriously insulting anti-Semitic ranting video attacking one of Green Celebrity News Networks’ favorite talk show hosts and green celebrities Joy Behar this week. Today, the breaking headline news announcement is that Jersey Shore reality television star Angelina Pivarnick might be leaving reality television for a career in professional wrestling.
Now, if you are like us — and don’t watch Jersey Shore with any regularity (if ever) you might be saying to yourself right now, “Who cares?” Well, quite frankly we do, as we think the TNA wrestling arena is the perfect place for all those who worship the Jersey Shore girl way of life or former cast members wrestling with unemployment to be directed while watching TV.
We also think that corralling these people in a stadium and chaining the doors shut, sending in liquor and nacho cheese topped items for sustenance and anything else these bizarre people need to be happy.