DWTS 2011!
Why was everyone looking at Ralph Macchio’s butt during the semi-finals on Dancing With The Stars?
[May 16]
Why is everyone looking at Ralph Macchio’s butt? Because dance pro turned Playboy model Karina Smirnoff is making him wear special booty enhancing underwear. The injured but recovering star wore his butt booster pants, as Tom Bergeron calls them, to do his Tango. At least America thought so while they were looking close.
Len liked the lamp post entry, said he was sharp, and liked the dance.
Bruno thought Ralph was cold and detached from his dance partner Karina Smirnoff, and said he was too flat for the semi-final.
Carrie Ann noted he was dancing better and not so much in pain. She asked him to connect the emotion in his face to his feel — and was booed by the crowd for giving him what she proclaimed was “constructive advice”.
How did he react to the criticism from the judges?
Ralph Macchio was happy to get an 8-9-8 from Carrie Ann, Len, and Bruno especially in light of his knee injury that debilitated him last week.
As for the booty enhancing underwear Ralph Macchio claims to have starting wearing to round his nearly non-existent tushie out, Karina gave him the professional advice that they would look better on the dance floor if he wore tight pants that padded the butt to fill the back side out.
How did America react to the news that the Karate Kid was wearing magic underwear — and not the Mitt Romney Mormon kind?
They laughed and wondered what ever happened to the good old days when men used to pad the fornt (rather than the back) of their dance costumes with socks.
Quite a change of fashion trends for hot male Hollywood star celebs since ex celebrity teen now turned 50 something was kicking butt as the Karate Kid for Gen X teenie bop.
The funniest part of the hot pants Tango story?
Ralph Macchio did not actually wear his hot pants until he did the Samba — something the judges all unilaterally commented upon.
However, Len and Bruno did not like that dance.
Carrie Ann was the only one who thought his attempt to dance in the character of a polyester pants wearing booty popped gold chain guy dancing with his hussy pussycat doll was even remotely fun or hot.
UPDATE [May 17 — 10:00 pm EST] — So how did America respond to Ralph Macchio and his butt lift and tush enhancing underwear for men? Bottom line, they voted him off.
